The Constitutional Monarchy of Tesl is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-working population of 14 million Teslians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Teslian economy, worth 621 billion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,363 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesl's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tesl is ranked 170,324^th in the world and 60^th in Gay for Most Politically Free, scoring 57.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.