Most World Assembly Endorsements: 400thMost Influential: 876thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,174th
The Wood Pigeon Realm of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population1.492 billion

CapitalThe Self Checkout
LeaderMr Flap

CurrencyTesco Club Card
Animalwood pigeon

The Wood Pigeon Realm of TescoPepsi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Flap with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.492 billion TescoPepsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Self Checkout. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TescoPepsian economy, worth 167 trillion Tesco Club Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,278 Tesco Club Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the only issue that Mr Flap has is that there aren't enough issues (TescoPepsi has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the wood pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TescoPepsi is ranked 169,370th in the world and 6,212th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 45.59 insults per minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 400thMost Influential: 876thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,174thTop
Most Pacifist: 4,772ndSafest: 6,718thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,632ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,876thMost Inclusive: 10,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,587thNicest Citizens: 11,575thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,872ndHighest Food Quality: 13,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,147thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,420thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,994thMost Income Equality: 18,009thLowest Crime Rates: 18,119thSmartest Citizens: 18,217thHealthiest Citizens: 18,330thBest Weather: 18,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,550thMost Cultured: 19,926thMost Secular: 20,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,618thMost Developed: 21,709thLargest Governments: 22,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,941stLargest Welfare Programs: 25,566thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,353rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 171st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 205th in the regionSafest: 223rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 367th in the regionMost Inclusive: 373rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 376th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 455th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 465th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 510th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 546th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 549th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 550th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 575th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 577th in the regionBest Weather: 577th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 598th in the regionMost Secular: 601st in the regionLargest Governments: 624th in the regionMost Cultured: 633rd in the regionMost Developed: 636th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 800th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 810th in the regionMost Income Equality: 827th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 895th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,095th in the region

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