The Ancient Kingdom of Teritora is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Ashagar II with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 50.531 billion Teritorans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Dora. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Teritoran economy, worth an astonishing 14,390 trillion Platis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,789 Platis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Teritora they're lyin'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teritora's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

Teritora is ranked 313,954^th in the world and 12^th in SPACE for Most Secular, with 0.47 Atheism Rate.