The Allied States of Terastallized Eevee is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 1.006 billion Terastallized Eeveeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Terastallized Eeveean economy, worth 30.2 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,063 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, Terastallized Eeveean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Terastallized Eevee in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terastallized Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terastallized Eevee is ranked 242,474^th in the world and 4^th in Eevee Community for Smartest Citizens, with 22.12 quips per hour.