The Soccer ⚽ fan sufferer of Ter Voland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Farn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.582 billion Vōlāndī are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frisco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vōlāndus economy, worth a remarkable 7,146 trillion Garberbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 384,565 Garberbucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,652,727 per year while the poor average 57,185, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

Garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, Farn's new android secretary is the latest media darling, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, and a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ter Voland's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Soccer.

Ter Voland is ranked 311,717^th in the world and 8^th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -34.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.