The Republic of TEP114 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.424 billion TEP114ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The powerhouse TEP114ian economy, worth 135 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,832 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

All beauty contests have been banned, code enforcement officers circle wealthy TEP114ians like vultures, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TEP114's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TEP114 is ranked 15,843^rd in the world and 3^rd in Pablo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,932.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.