The Greater Republic of Tenelia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Parrish with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 14.593 billion Tenelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tenelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,159 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,979 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, military spending is on the increase, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tenelia's national animal is the Camden Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Tenelia is ranked 278,473^rd in the world and 14,796^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.