The State of Tenebris Portum is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.566 billion Tenebris Portumians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Tenebris Portumian economy, worth 388 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,882 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,594 per year while the poor average 15,645, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tenebris Portum's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tenebris Portum is ranked 203,890^th in the world and 4^th in Douglas for Safest, scoring 41.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.