The Dictatorship of Tels Laa is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.224 billion Tels Laans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tels Laan economy, worth 254 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,532 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains dollars, Leopard is one of the most popular forenames in Tels Laa, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tels Laa's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tels Laa is ranked 11,531^st in the world and 33^rd in Concord for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 87.22 Effective Tax Rate.