The Anrco-commune of Telle45 is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.12 billion Telleians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bocen. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Telle45ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,590 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telle45's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telle45 is ranked 25,310^th in the world and 174^th in eta for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,546.43 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.