Population | 22.913 billion |
Capital | Airstip One |
Leader | Mustapha Mond |
Currency | De Beers Diamond |
Animal | Human |
The State of Telgan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mustapha Mond with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.913 billion Telganites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstip One. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Telganian economy, worth a remarkable 4,137 trillion De Beers Diamonds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,581 De Beers Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime is totally unknown. Telgan's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Telgan is ranked 288,591st in the world and 163rd in Philosophers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,250.47 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Telgan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Telgan lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
- : Telgan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Telgan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Telgan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Telgan lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
- : Telgan lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
- : Telgan lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
- : Telgan lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
- : Telgan lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Shanlix, MountAye, Clan Tokugawa, Brisante, Krankheit, Moldtina, Hinterlandia, Isla Pilipinas, Laughing Hyena, Central Kadigan, Kaurdelantedust, Cognosco, Neo Atlas Paradise, Potoronia, Pacific Northwest Territories, Warszawskija, The Imam Khannate, The Free State of Terra Australis, Magnaus, Indochinese Districts, Writin, and Axiotica.