The Republic of Tekke is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kemal Alp with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 45.705 billion Tekkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edremit. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tekkean economy, worth a remarkable 8,457 trillion TKLS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,053 TKLS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, even secular Tekkeans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tekke's national animal is the Kangal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tekke is ranked 6,128^th in the world and 2^nd in Turkic Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 186.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.