The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President April with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 46.985 billion Tekanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,081 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,427 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Tekania" at foreigners, President April's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, and under love's heavy burden President April sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tekania is ranked 332,496^th in the world and 17,712^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -18.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.