The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President April with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 46.417 billion Tekanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,932 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,807 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Tekania" at foreigners, President April's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, and under love's heavy burden President April sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tekania is ranked 62,470^th in the world and 3,052^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.68 law-abiding acts per hour.