The Republic of Tega Kay is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dana with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.943 billion Tega Kayians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tega Kayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,001 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,056 per year while the poor average 23,674, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tega Kay's national animal is the Sexy School Teacher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Lake.

Tega Kay is ranked 12,212^th in the world and 1^st in Bikini Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 83,281.95 Standard Monetary Units.