The Disputed Territories of Teekoor is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 1.146 billion Teekoorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The Teekoorian economy, worth 46.5 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,555 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teekoor's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Teekoor is ranked 218,055^th in the world and 5^th in Anarchic Lands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.75 percentage of bribes refused.