The United Kingdom of Tedsdonia is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 10 million Tedsdonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The Tedsdonian economy, worth 470 billion Tedsonian Dollar Bills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,067 Tedsonian Dollar Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tedsdonia's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tedsdonia is ranked 158,622^nd in the world and 133^rd in Lesbian for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 814.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.