The Republic of Team ICE CUBE is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.878 billion Team ICE CUBEians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Team ICE CUBEian economy, worth 132 trillion Blehs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,351 Blehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the purgative quality of Team ICE CUBEian cuisine is known across the globe, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and Leader has just been declared ruler of Team ICE CUBE in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Team ICE CUBE's national animal is the Bleh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Team ICE CUBE is ranked 100,864^th in the world and 6^th in BFB Teams for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,868.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.