The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Connor Heyward with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.336 billion TE3 Connor Heywardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Lansing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The strong TE3 Connor Heywardian economy, worth 470 trillion catches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,161 catches, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Standard is the Standard has been named as TE3 Connor Heyward's national religion, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TE3 Connor Heyward's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Standard is the Standard.

TE3 Connor Heyward is ranked 145,758^th in the world and 4^th in Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 429.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.