The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pat Freiermuth with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.315 billion TE1 Pat Freiermuthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State College. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The strong TE1 Pat Freiermuthian economy, worth 446 trillion yards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,062 yards, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pat Freiermuth has just been declared ruler of TE1 Pat Freiermuth in an international press conference, Yoi and Double Yoi has been named as TE1 Pat Freiermuth's national religion, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TE1 Pat Freiermuth's national animal is the Nittany Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yoi and Double Yoi.

TE1 Pat Freiermuth is ranked 251,388^th in the world and 11^th in Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 88.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.