The Patrician Thalassocracy of Tchalokratos is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The August King-Navarch Selukos V with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.584 billion Tchalokratis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erasnos. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tchalokratosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,300 trillion Drakons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,988 Drakons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tchalokratos's national animal is the Beaked Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Imperial Mysteries.

Tchalokratos is ranked 6,989^th in the world and 1^st in Mystaminesia for Highest Average Incomes, with 242,988.3 Standard Monetary Units.