The State of Tchad Republique is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.765 billion Tchad Republiqueans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Tchad Republiquean economy, worth 949 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,835 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,434 per year while the poor average 1,979, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Tchad Republique has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tchad Republique's national animal is the deer.

Tchad Republique is ranked 11,134^th in the world and 1^st in Tchad for Rudest Citizens, with 111.37 insults per minute.