The Community of Tchabzlodna is a very large, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 209 million Tchabzlodnans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tchabzlodnan economy, worth 7.56 trillion Blobbles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,159 Blobbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, judges are big know-it-alls, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tchabzlodna's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tchabzlodna is ranked 69,298^th in the world and 5^th in Transatlantic Treaty Organisation for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.