The Most Feared Military of TBH Commander is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by commander red back with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.224 billion TBH Commanderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient TBH Commanderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion noddles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,446 noddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, citizens must pay to enjoy TBH Commander's pristine beaches, and hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. TBH Commander's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

TBH Commander is ranked 165,393^rd in the world and 89^th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,379.15 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.