The Republic of TayNew is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.928 billion TayNewians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong TayNewian economy, worth 126 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,554 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,218 per year while the poor average 11,007, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, organ donation is compulsory, and large wigs have been banned for having racist implications. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. TayNew's national animal is the cow.

TayNew is ranked 322,879^th in the world and 13^th in BL Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring zero on the Orwell Orderliness Index.