The Kingdom of Taustrian Instructor is a large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 120 million Taustrian Instructorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Taustrian Instructorian economy, worth 5.57 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,417 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taustrian Instructor's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Taustrian Instructor is ranked 158,517^th in the world and 3^rd in Phantom for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.