The Jubilant Red Pilots of Taustrian Air Force is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.687 billion Taustrian Air Forceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airfield 7321. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Taustrian Air Forcean economy, worth 346 trillion T£s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,900 T£s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Luck is off the table, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, laws are littered with references to cheese, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Taustrian Air Force but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taustrian Air Force's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Taustrian Air Force is ranked 94,437^th in the world and 10^th in Phantom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,008.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.