The Republic of Taustrian 9th Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.155 billion Taustrian 9th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Taustrian 9th Garrisonian economy, worth 36.9 trillion kind actions a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 31,947 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,905 per year while the poor average 2,002, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 9th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 9th Garrison is ranked 289,208^th in the world and 1^st in Bucharest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.