The Republic of Taustrian 8th Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.179 billion Taustrian 8th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Taustrian 8th Garrisonian economy, worth 50.1 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,471 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,733 per year while the poor average 2,662, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 8th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 8th Garrison is ranked 84,049^th in the world and 1^st in Empire of Rome for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.