The Republic of Taustrian 67th Garrison is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning bear population. The hard-working population of 1.207 billion Taustrian 67th Garrisonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Taustrian 67th Garrisonian economy, worth 58.1 trillion kind actions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,135 kind actions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taustrian 67th Garrison's national animal is the bear.

Taustrian 67th Garrison is ranked 150,054^th in the world and 2^nd in Red Defence Coalition for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.