The Republic of Taustrian 208th Garrison is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 376 million Taustrian 208th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Taustrian 208th Garrisonian economy, worth 14.1 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,573 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,164 per year while the poor average 2,355, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 208th Garrison's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 208th Garrison is ranked 41,401^st in the world and 1^st in Disney for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 100.84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.