The Republic of Taustrian 187th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 738 million Taustrian 187th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Taustrian 187th Garrisonian economy, worth 36.7 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,691 nones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,268 per year while the poor average 3,115, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 187th Garrison's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 187th Garrison is ranked 311,781^st in the world and 1^st in Workers Alliance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.