The Republic of Taustrian 179th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 831 million Taustrian 179th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Taustrian 179th Garrisonian economy, worth 36.2 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,610 nones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,073 per year while the poor average 2,733, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 179th Garrison's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 179th Garrison is ranked 86,078^th in the world and 1^st in Essen for Smartest Citizens, with 38.27 quips per hour.