The Republic of Taustrian 167th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 754 million Taustrian 167th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Taustrian 167th Garrisonian economy, worth 34.6 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,881 nones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,711 per year while the poor average 2,876, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 167th Garrison's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 167th Garrison is ranked 218,290^th in the world and 1^st in Communist Hellas for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.