The Republic of Taustrian 13th Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.127 billion Taustrian 13th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Taustrian 13th Garrisonian economy, worth 62.7 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,625 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,510 per year while the poor average 3,486, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 13th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 13th Garrison is ranked 38,980^th in the world and 1^st in Chinese Republic for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 101.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.