The Republic of Taustrian 134th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 823 million Taustrian 134th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Taustrian 134th Garrisonian economy, worth 41.3 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 50,145 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,192 per year while the poor average 3,143, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 134th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 134th Garrison is ranked 310,222^nd in the world and 1^st in The Forehead Front for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.