The Republic of Taustrian 12th Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.163 billion Taustrian 12th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Taustrian 12th Garrisonian economy, worth 53.0 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,577 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,752 per year while the poor average 2,857, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 12th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 12th Garrison is ranked 312,731^st in the world and 1^st in Rusticus Damianus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 115.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.