The Incorporated States of Taskmasters is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Bligh with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.274 billion Taskmastersians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pointe-Noire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The thriving Taskmastersian economy, worth 402 trillion Commissary Scrips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 76,132 Commissary Scrips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,726 per year while the poor average 12,769, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taskmasters's national animal is the Mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oppression.

Taskmasters is ranked 248,396^th in the world and 7^th in New Luxmembourgorn for Safest, scoring 24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.