The Queendom of Tarpolia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.249 billion Tarpolians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tarpolian economy, worth 401 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,323 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,332 per year while the poor average 5,027, a ratio of 285 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and female ship captains never volunteer for polar routes. Crime is totally unknown. Tarpolia's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tarpolia is ranked 15,772^nd in the world and 9^th in The UMNS for Highest Average Incomes, with 178,323.74 Standard Monetary Units.