Largest Welfare Programs: 4,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,590thMost Pacifist: 7,085th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The promise of tomorrow.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Tarnton

Population1.441 billion

CurrencyPromise
AnimalChrysalis

The Free Land of Tarnton is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.441 billion Tarntonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 87.9%.

The powerhouse Tarntonian economy, worth 111 trillion Promises a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 77,153 Promises, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarnton's national animal is the Chrysalis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tarnton is ranked 326,092nd in the world and 1,165th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,590thMost Pacifist: 7,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,795thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,153rdSafest: 12,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,561stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,135thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,187thLowest Crime Rates: 22,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,251stMost Devout: 29,418th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionSafest: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 115th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, the gravy train is chugging along on a new track.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarnton, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.

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