The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.146 billion Targets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Sunderland. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Targetwestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,064 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Targetwest are blocked up with orders for new public loos, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Leader's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Targetwest's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All religions.

Targetwest is ranked 315,711^th in the world and 16,973^rd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.