The Lynx is way cooler than Alti of Taotio is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Scorpion population. The hard-working population of 20.323 billion Taotioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The Taotioan economy, worth 970 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,709 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taotio's national animal is the Scorpion.

Taotio is ranked 115,582^nd in the world and 1^st in Esti for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.2 percentage of bribes refused.