The Socialist Republic of Tannkrem is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Justin Fischer with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.205 billion Tannkremians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frábær Skipta. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tannkremian economy, worth a remarkable 6,021 trillion Derps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 238,919 Derps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the media seems excessively interested in what General Secretary Justin Fischer is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tannkrem's national animal is the Killer Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tannkrem is ranked 284,289^th in the world and 324^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -417.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.