The Incorporated States of Tamocordia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adriel Otto with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.719 billion Tamocordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atilapa. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tamocordian economy, worth 448 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,969 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tamocordia's national animal is the Mausaar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tamocordia is ranked 30,100^th in the world and 1^st in Unified Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.