The Fields of Tambacounda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.696 billion Tambacoundans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tambacoundan economy, worth a remarkable 5,479 trillion xofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 205,266 xofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,902,163 per year while the poor average 2,108, a ratio of 902 to 1.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tambacounda's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tambacounda is ranked 273,551^st in the world and 203^rd in belgium for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.