The Fields of Tambacounda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.789 billion Tambacoundans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tambacoundan economy, worth a remarkable 6,319 trillion xofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 205,266 xofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,902,162 per year while the poor average 2,108, a ratio of 902 to 1.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tambacounda's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tambacounda is ranked 294,008^th in the world and 11,117^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.62 law-abiding acts per hour.