The Republic of Talos Yets is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.611 billion Talos Yetsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The strong Talos Yetsian economy, worth 365 trillion marks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,982 marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Talos Yets's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Talos Yets is ranked 102,030^th in the world and 1^st in Authotaria for Largest Populations, with 7.61 billion capita.