Most Primitive: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160th
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 Low Temperatures, High Spirits
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Taloren

Population17.015 billion

CapitalSülüzer

CurrencyKuruş
AnimalWolf

The Many Nomads of Taloren is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.015 billion Talorenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sülüzer. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Talorenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,765 trillion Kuruşs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 221,281 Kuruşs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,896 per year while the poor average 56,512, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Calling Leader a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, Leader has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, and it's hunting season on loan sharks. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Taloren's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taloren is ranked 4,145th in the world and 7th in Rushmore for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,076.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Primitive: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160thMost Avoided: 292ndHighest Crime Rates: 300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 409thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 481stMost Corrupt Governments: 603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 611thMost Secular: 699thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 716thFattest Citizens: 763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 965thMost Armed: 986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,156thLargest Mining Sector: 1,490thLargest Black Market: 1,681stLargest Retail Industry: 1,886thRudest Citizens: 2,603rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,780thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,551stHighest Economic Output: 7,131stLargest Governments: 8,761stHighest Average Incomes: 8,822ndNudest: 12,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,068thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,224thLargest Populations: 24,080thMost Influential: 31,847th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, Leader has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, calling Leader a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Taloren was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow.
  • : Following new legislation in Taloren, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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