The Many Nomads of Taloren is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.048 billion Talorenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sülüzer. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Talorenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,753 trillion Kuruşs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 220,191 Kuruşs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,563 per year while the poor average 57,208, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, people are always able to look each other in the eye, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, and fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Taloren's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taloren is ranked 332,754^th in the world and 66^th in Rushmore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.37 law-abiding acts per hour.