The Many Nomads of Taloren is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.015 billion Talorenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sülüzer. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Talorenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,765 trillion Kuruşs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 221,281 Kuruşs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,896 per year while the poor average 56,512, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
Calling Leader a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, Leader has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, and it's hunting season on loan sharks. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Taloren's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Taloren is ranked 4,145th in the world and 7th in Rushmore for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,076.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Taloren, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, Leader has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, calling Leader a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
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Taloren was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow.
- : Following new legislation in
Taloren, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

























































