The Colony of Tall Hex is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.857 billion Tall Hexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Tall Hexian economy, worth 607 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,309 Citas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,905 per year while the poor average 2,401, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tall Hex's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tall Hex is ranked 179,717^th in the world and 1^st in The Scorpio Order for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,435.92 Standard Monetary Units.