The City of Talisay- is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 652 million Talisaynons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The strong Talisaynon economy, worth 43.2 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,271 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, the government snoops on private internet connections, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and Talisay- has designated Talisay- City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Talisay-'s national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Talisay- is ranked 229,702^nd in the world and 4^th in Negros Occidental for Most Secular, with 14.25 Atheism Rate.