The Republic of Talielasis is a mid-sized, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 86 million Talielasisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The Talielasisian economy, worth 4.34 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,421 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talielasis's national animal is the crocodile.

Talielasis is ranked 230,701^st in the world and 10^th in BUCHAREST CITY for Smartest Citizens, with 22.77 quips per hour.