The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LIV is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.788 billion Takkaviita LIVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The Takkaviita LIVian economy, worth 149 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,517 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita LIV's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita LIV is ranked 204,129^th in the world and 8^th in The Region of Warsaw for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.